Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Mercy To Mother Ship

MISSION REPORT: I believe I have assimilated myself with my subjects. They are pleasant enough making it easy for me to give them a happy face when they get up in the morning. 


MISSION REPORT: The adult female asked her if I was bugging the cows. I had no idea, apparently four legs does not equal canine on this planet!

MISSION REPORT: Difficulties achieving contact with mother ship today. Had to increase conductivity (judicial application of water) and extension of antennae.

MISSION REPORT: I've finally captured the littlest of the humans as my own. Will continue my focus on the others. The white furry male is apparently not a canine but a goober, as they call him. And they continually ask me If I'm a good girl. - Mercy


 

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